me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
White people are mad as hell about flights from Africa, hollering shit about bringing an incurable disease around an unsuspecting population
The entirety of world history is y’all killing people by bringing incurable diseases onto unsuspecting people
You’re only worried now because the unsuspecting people is you.